COME ON OVER
MAN!
I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN!
I'm
going out tonight--I'm feelin' alright
Gonna
let it all hang out
Wanna
make some noise---really raise my voice
Yeah,
I wanna scream and shout
No
inhibitions--make no conditions
Get
a little outta line
I
ain't gonna act politically correct
I
only wanna have a good time
BRIDGE:
The
best thing about being a woman
Is
the prerogative to have a little fun and...
CHORUS:
Oh,
oh, oh, go totally crazy--forget I'm a lady
Men's
shirts--short skirts
Oh,
oh, oh, really go wild--yeah, doin' it in style
Oh,
oh, oh, get in the action--feel the attraction
Color
my hair--do what I dare
Oh,
oh, oh, I wanna be free--yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man!
I feel like a woman!
The
girls need a break--tonight we're gonna take
The
chance to get out on the town
We
don't need romance--we only wanna dance
We're
gonna let our hair hang down
(BRIDGE)
(CHORUS)
(BRIDGE)
(CHORUS)
I
get totally crazy
Can
you feel it
Come,
come, come on baby
I
feel like a woman
I'M
HOLDIN' ON TO LOVE (TO SAVE MY LIFE)
I
don't need a shrink to tell me what to think
There
ain't no missing link in my love life
It's
alright, I ain't that upright
I
don't need a psychic 'cause I don't really like it
When
someone tries to tell me just what my future holds
I
already know
BRIDGE:
Your
love keeps me alive
You're
all I need to survive
I
got you by my side
CHORUS:
So
I'm holdin' on--I'm feelin' strong--baby you're the one
For
all my life!
Yeah
I'm holdin' out--there ain't no doubt--I can't live without
You
all my life!
I'm
holdin' on to love to save my life
I
don't need to get all caught up on the net 'cause I'm already set
Can't
you understand---already got my man
No
I don't need proof to show me the truth, not even Dr. Ruth
Is
gonna tell me how I feel--I know our love is real
(BRIDGE)
(CHORUS)
(I'm
holdin' on to love to save my life)
(BRIDGE)
(CHORUS)
Save
me, save me, save me
Save
my life
LOVE
GETS ME EVERY TIME
Life
was goin' great
Love
was gonna have to wait
Was
in no hurry-- had no worries
Stayin'
single was the plan
Didn't
need a steady man
I
had it covered--'til I discovered
BRIDGE:
That
love gets me every time
My
heart changed my mind
I
gol' darn gone and done it
CHORUS:
Gone
and done it (gone and done it)
Guess
I fell in love (gone and done it)
Must've
been the way he walked (gone and done it)
Or
his sweet, sweet talk (gone and done it)
I
guess I - - - gol' darn gone and done it
I
was quite content
Just
a-payin' my own rent
It
was my place--I needed my space
I
was free to shop around
In
no rush to settle down
I
had it covered-- 'til I discovered
(BRIDGE)
(CHORUS)
(BRIDGE)
CHORUS:
Gone
and done it (gone and done it)
Guess
I fell in love (gone and done it)
Must've
been the way he walked (gone and done it)
Or
his sweet, sweet talk (gone and done it)
It's
in the way he calls my name (gone and done it)
I
know I'll never be the same (gone and done it)
(BRIDGE)
Thought
I had it covered
Life
was going great
Well
I 'gol darn gone and done it
DON'T
BE STUPID (YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU)
You're
so complicated--you hang over my shoulder
When
I read my mail
I
don't appreciate it
When
I talk to other guys
You
think they're on my tail
I
get so aggravated when I get off the phone
And
get the third degree
I'm
really feelin' frustrated
Why
don't you take a pill and put a little trust in me
And
you'll see
BRIDGE
1:
Don't
freak out until you know the facts
Relax
CHORUS:
Don't
be stupid--you know I love you
Don't
be ridiculous--you know I need you
Don't
be absurd--you know I want you
Don't
be impossible
BRIDGE
2:
I'm
mad about you (I'm mad about you)
Can't
live without you (can't live without you)
I'm
crazy 'bout you (I'm crazy 'bout you)
So
don't be stupid--you know I love you
Stop
overreacting
You
even get suspicious when I paint my nails
It's
definitely distracting
The
way you dramatize every little small detail
Don't
freak out until you know the facts
Relax--Max
(CHORUS)
(BRIDGE
2)
Don't
be stupid-- you're my baby
(BRIDGE
2)
(CHORUS)
FROM
THIS MOMENT ON
(I
do swear that I'll always be there
I'd
give anything and everything and I will always care
Through
weakness and strength, happiness and sorrow, for better, for worse
I
will love you with every beat of my heart)
From
this moment life has begun
From
this moment you are the one
Right
beside you is where I belong
From
this moment on
From
this moment I have been blessed
I
live only for your happiness
And
for your love I'd give my last breath
From
this moment on
I
give my hand to you with all my heart
Can't
wait to live my life with you, can't wait to start
You
and I will never be apart
My
dreams came true because of you
From
this moment as long as I live
I
will love you, I promise you this
There
is nothing I wouldn't give
From
this moment on
You're
the reason I believe in love
And
you're the answer to my prayers from up above
All
we need is just the two of us
My
dreams came true because of you
From
this moment as long as I live
I
will love you, I promise you this
There
is nothing I wouldn't give
From
this moment
I
will love you as long as I live
From
this moment on
COME
ON OVER
Get
a life--get a grip
Get
away somewhere, take a trip
Take
a break--take control
Take
advice from someone you know
CHORUS:
Come
on over---come on in
Pull
up a seat--take a load off your feet
Come
on over--come on in
You
can unwind--take a load off your mind
Make
a wish--make a move
Make
up your mind--you can choose
When
you're up--when you're down
When
you need a laugh come around
(CHORUS)
Oh,
oh, oh...
Be
a winner--be a star
Be
happy to be who you are
Gotta
be yourself---gotta make a plan
Gotta
go for it while you can
(CHORUS)
Get
a life--get a grip
Get
away somewhere, take a trip
Take
a break--take control
Take
advice from someone you know
(CHORUS)
Oh,
oh, oh...
WHEN
If
elephants could fly I'd be a little more optimistic
But
I don't see that happening anytime soon
I
don't mean to sound so pessimistic
But
I don't think that cow really jumped over the moon
BRIDGE:
When
will I wake up?
Why
did we break up?
When
will we make up?
CHORUS:
When
money grows on trees
People
live in peace
Everyone
agrees
When
happiness is free
Love
can guarantee
You'll
come back to me--that's when
I'd
love to wake up smiling--full of the joys of spring
And
hear on CNN that Elvis lives again
And
that John's back with the Beatles and they're goin' out on tour
I'll
be the first in line for tickets--gotta see that show for sure
(BRIDGE)
(CHORUS)
(BRIDGE)
(CHORUS)
WHATEVER
YOU DO! DON'T!
Deep
in Denialville
Tryin'
a' fight the way I feel
I
go jello when you smile
I
start blushin'--my head rushin'
If
you stand too close to me
I
might melt down from the heat
If
ya' look my way one more time
I'm
gonna go out of my mind
Whatever
you do...
CHORUS:
Don't
even think about it!
Don't
go and get me started!
Don't
you dare drive me crazy!
Don't
do that to me baby!
You
stop me in my tracks
My
heart pumpin' to the max
I'm
such a sucker for your eyes
They
permanently paralyze
Whatever
you do...
(CHORUS)
(Whatever
you do, don't do that to me)
You
got my heart under attack
You
give me shivers down my back
D'ya
have to walk the way you do?
I
get weak just watchin' you
Whatever
you do...
(CHORUS)
Don't
do that-don't do that
IF
YOU WANNA TOUCH HER, ASK!
Let
me let you in on a secret
How
to treat a woman right
If
you're lookin' for a place in her heart
It
ain't gonna happen overnight
First
you gotta team to listen
To
understand her deepest thoughts
She
needs to know you can be friends
Before
she'll give you all she's got
BRIDGE:
If
you start from the heart
You'll
see love is gonna play its part
CHORUS:
If
you wanna get to know her
Really
get inside her mind
If
you wanna move in closer
Take
it slow, yeah take your time
You
must start from the heart and then...
If
you wanna touch her
Really
wanna touch her
If
you wanna touch her, ask!
A
little physical attraction
Romantic,
old-fashioned charm
And
a lot of love and tenderness
Is
gonna get you into her arms
(BRIDGE)
(CHORUS)
(VERSE
1)
(CHORUS)
YOU'RE
STILL THE ONE
(When
I first saw you, I saw love
And
the first time you touched me, I felt love
And
after all this time, you're still the one I love)
Looks
like we made it
Look
how far we've come my baby
We
mighta took the long way
We
knew we'd get there someday
BRIDGE:
They
said, "I bet they'll never make it"
But
just look at us holding on
We're
still together still going strong
CHORUS:
(You're
still the one)
You're
still the one I run to
The
one that I belong to
You're
still the one I want for life
(You're
still the one)
You're
still the one that I
love
The only one I dream of
You're
still the one I kiss good night
Ain't
nothin' better
We
beat the odds together
I'm
glad we didn't listen
Look
at what we would be missin'
(BRIDGE)
(CHORUS)
(CHORUS)
I'm
so glad we made it
Look
how far we've come my baby
HONEY,
I'M HOME
The
car won't start--It's Falling apart
I
was late for work and the boss got smart
My
pantyline shows--got a run in my hose
My
hair went fiat--man, I hate that (hate that)
Just
when I thought things couldn't get worse
I
realized I forgot my purse
With
all this stress--I must confess
This
could be worse than PMS
BRIDGE:
This
job ain't worth the pay
Can't
wait 'til the end of the day
Honey,
I'm on my way
Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
CHORUS:
Honey,
I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour
me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub
my feet, gimme something to eat
Fix
me up my favorite treat
Honey,
I'm back, my head's killing me
I
need to relax and watch TV
Get
off the phone--give the dog a bone
Hey!
Hey! Honey, I'm home!
I
broke a nail opening the mail
I
cursed out loud 'cause it hurts like hell
This
job's a pain--it's so mundane
It
sure don't stimulate my brain
(BRIDGE)
(CHORUS)
Oh,
rub my neck will you
(CHORUS)
I'm
home, that feels much better
THAT
DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH
I've
known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But
you've got being right down to an art
You
think you're a genius--you drive me up the wall
You're
a regular original, a know-it-all
BRIDGE:
Oh-oo-oh,
you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh,
you think you're something else
Okay,
so you're a rocket scientist
That
don't impress me much
So
you got the brain but have you got the touch
Don't
get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But
that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That
don't impress me much
I
never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And
a comb up his sleeve--just in case
And
all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
'Cause
Heaven forbid it should fall outta place
(BRIDGE)
Okay,
so you're Brad Pitt
That
don't impress me much
So
you got the looks but have you got the touch
Don't
get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But
that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That
don't impress me much
You're
one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You
make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I
can't believe you kiss your car good night
C'mon
baby tell me--you must be jokin', right!
(BRIDGE)
Okay,
so you've got a car
That
don't impress me much
So
you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don't
get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But
that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That
don't impress me much
You
think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't
get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But
that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That
don't impress me much
Okay,
so what do you think you're Elvis or something...
Whatever
That
don't impress me
BLACK
EYES, BLUE TEARS
Black
eyes, I don't need 'em
Blue
tears, gimme freedom
Positively
never goin' back
I
won't live where things are so out of whack
No
more rollin' with the punches
No
more usin' or abusin'
BRIDGE:
I'd
rather die standing
Than
live on my knees
Begging
please--no more
CHORUS:
Black
eyes--I don't need 'em
Blue
tears--gimme freedom
Black
eyes--all behind me
Blue
tears'll never find me now
Definitely
found my self-esteem
Finally--I'm
forever free to dream
No
more cryin' in the corner
No
excuses--no more bruises
(BRIDGE)
(CHORUS)
I'd
rather die standing
Than
live on my knees, begging please...
(CHORUS)
It's
all behind me, they'll never find me now
Find
your self-esteem and be forever free to dream
Sorry,
these are all the songs that this page will allow
me
cause I "ran outta room"
I'm
missing: I Won't Leave You Lonely, Rock This Country!
and
You've Got A Way...sorry.